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I HAVE NO STATEMENT - Keychain

I HAVE NO STATEMENT - Keychain

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Make a Statement (Without Saying a Word!) - "I HAVE NO STATEMENT I WANT MY LAWYER" / "DON'T TALK IN THE TANK" Bottle Opener Keychain

More than just a place for your keys, this unique and witty keychain is a conversation starter, a nod to legal humor, and a handy bottle opener, all in one!

Crafted from durable metal, this eye-catching keychain features a two-sided design:

  • Front (Dodger Blue): Boldly emblazoned with "I HAVE NO STATEMENT I WANT MY LAWYER" in metal-colored text.
  • Back (Classic Black): Features the equally impactful phrase "DON'T TALK IN THE TANK" in metal-colored text.
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